Before I get started, any critical comments will be met with a funny fact. Give me my spreadsheets and stop freaking out. We'll be fine, and cooler heads will prevail, as they always have.
#2 (no pun intended). You'll be happy to know that I have not contributed to the toilet paper shortage, not only by already having plenty of toilet paper long before this event, but by making every effort to hold it in to 1 poop a day. Boy, is that moment glorious.
'Merica!!! According to the CDC, the growth rate since 1/14 should have given us 2,291 cases this morning. But NOOOOOO! Not only was taking the under impossible with every sports book closed, we went big with 3,487 infected or recovered cases, bringing us a growth rate of 12.8% and to total US infection/recovery by June 20th! We're barely making it to summer! Which means we're almost there!
It sounds to me like some healthier folks have decided to join the COVID party! We have pretty much halved our body bag requirement to just below my average in 18 holes, or 4.2 million! Gotta work on my slice...
Hey, here's a fun fact. There have been 25,162 tests so far. That means, from what we know, your chance of even knowing someone who has been TESTED is 1 in 12,995, or 0.0077%. You're more likely to get eggs at Costco!
Until next time, unleash that inner introvert. See you guys Wednesday! Maybe...
#2 (no pun intended). You'll be happy to know that I have not contributed to the toilet paper shortage, not only by already having plenty of toilet paper long before this event, but by making every effort to hold it in to 1 poop a day. Boy, is that moment glorious.
'Merica!!! According to the CDC, the growth rate since 1/14 should have given us 2,291 cases this morning. But NOOOOOO! Not only was taking the under impossible with every sports book closed, we went big with 3,487 infected or recovered cases, bringing us a growth rate of 12.8% and to total US infection/recovery by June 20th! We're barely making it to summer! Which means we're almost there!
It sounds to me like some healthier folks have decided to join the COVID party! We have pretty much halved our body bag requirement to just below my average in 18 holes, or 4.2 million! Gotta work on my slice...
Hey, here's a fun fact. There have been 25,162 tests so far. That means, from what we know, your chance of even knowing someone who has been TESTED is 1 in 12,995, or 0.0077%. You're more likely to get eggs at Costco!
Until next time, unleash that inner introvert. See you guys Wednesday! Maybe...
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