I hope you all had a great Easter. You had some pretty solid chances of owning that Easter egg hunt you had at your house this year. I see candy Thankfully, this Jew enjoyed the lion's share of jelly beans, robin eggs, and of course, peanut butter cups. If any curves are flattening, they definitely aren't mine.
To help understand how well we're doing in the testing world, we'll use the tests per 1,000,000 people data on Worldometers. That is a true equalizer. Basically, it demonstrates how capable your country is of handling their population during this crisis by measuring your odds of getting tested in such a way that can level the playing field for smaller and larger countries. If you have a better resource, let's hear it. If not, chew on this. The greatest country in the world with the greatest army in the world and 3rd most people in the world ranks 42ND IN THE WORLD FOR TESTING. Russia? Better than us. Spain? Better than us. Germany? Better than us. Italy? Better than us. UK? Worse than us! Eat that, Brexit. Keep America Great Again...or something.
Growth rate with this stellar testing has slowed to about 14.95% per day. This slowed growth rate is still showing the trend of total US infection or recovery to hit before June. South Dakota is finally doing something as a state with a growth rate of over 18.5% in just one day. This slowed growth is also leading me to move the date we hit the flu's body count last year to Thursday or Friday. Wrong already. So basicallyyyyyyy, if you don't get tested, you won't get Coronavirus. And if you don't catch Coronavirus, you won't die from it. So don't get tested! The sad news? In the very off/impossible chance that the entire country catches this bad boy, you're talking 12-13 million dead now.
That's about it. I'm slacking on Elliot fun facts because I'm too busy making new facts. But feel free to comment and I"ll keep em coming! See you Wednesday!
To help understand how well we're doing in the testing world, we'll use the tests per 1,000,000 people data on Worldometers. That is a true equalizer. Basically, it demonstrates how capable your country is of handling their population during this crisis by measuring your odds of getting tested in such a way that can level the playing field for smaller and larger countries. If you have a better resource, let's hear it. If not, chew on this. The greatest country in the world with the greatest army in the world and 3rd most people in the world ranks 42ND IN THE WORLD FOR TESTING. Russia? Better than us. Spain? Better than us. Germany? Better than us. Italy? Better than us. UK? Worse than us! Eat that, Brexit. Keep America Great Again...or something.
Growth rate with this stellar testing has slowed to about 14.95% per day. This slowed growth rate is still showing the trend of total US infection or recovery to hit before June. South Dakota is finally doing something as a state with a growth rate of over 18.5% in just one day. This slowed growth is also leading me to move the date we hit the flu's body count last year to Thursday or Friday. Wrong already. So basicallyyyyyyy, if you don't get tested, you won't get Coronavirus. And if you don't catch Coronavirus, you won't die from it. So don't get tested! The sad news? In the very off/impossible chance that the entire country catches this bad boy, you're talking 12-13 million dead now.
That's about it. I'm slacking on Elliot fun facts because I'm too busy making new facts. But feel free to comment and I"ll keep em coming! See you Wednesday!
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