So it's the 20th of April (happy weed day, btw), and Trump supporters are protesting against Trump, who ordered folks to stay home until 4/30, by telling people to vote for Trump because of the Coronavirus. I've watched a handful of these folks protesting nurses and doctors and other medical experts, and I have literally no idea what their message is. Regardless, these new human petri dishes should check in to their local medical centers in about 2 weeks, so let's not break down these task forces TOO fast, okay?
Our survival rate has dropped yet again, but continues to hold above the global average at about 95.33%. This brings your favorite family picnic or protest march to about 22 infected people before 1 of them will be leaving in a casket. Protesters in Michigan will be proud to know that their voices have been heard, and they've joined New York in below average survival rates. Nice work!
Since so many folks are shaking hands, hugging, and comparing small penis sizes with their guns, I'm moving back to total US infection or recovery. I'm also sticking with average growth rate, which I considered consolidating to a 2-week window. Right now, the entire US will be infected or have recovered by June 5th, and about 14 million people won't be able to protest anything when this is done. These little shifts in percentage numbers have giant impacts. Just 10 days ago, the predicted death toll was 10 million. But let's go outside and play...this is fine.
Average overnight growth is 4.2%. Ohio and Connecticut are currently leading the way with overnight growth of +10% per day.
That's it! See ya when I see ya.
Our survival rate has dropped yet again, but continues to hold above the global average at about 95.33%. This brings your favorite family picnic or protest march to about 22 infected people before 1 of them will be leaving in a casket. Protesters in Michigan will be proud to know that their voices have been heard, and they've joined New York in below average survival rates. Nice work!
Since so many folks are shaking hands, hugging, and comparing small penis sizes with their guns, I'm moving back to total US infection or recovery. I'm also sticking with average growth rate, which I considered consolidating to a 2-week window. Right now, the entire US will be infected or have recovered by June 5th, and about 14 million people won't be able to protest anything when this is done. These little shifts in percentage numbers have giant impacts. Just 10 days ago, the predicted death toll was 10 million. But let's go outside and play...this is fine.
Average overnight growth is 4.2%. Ohio and Connecticut are currently leading the way with overnight growth of +10% per day.
That's it! See ya when I see ya.
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