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March 23rd, 2020 - 1,000 Ways Not to Cure Coronavirus

Hello sports fan! We know you're not watching anything else! By now, you've surely read your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate's post from a nurse at Stanford about how to cure Coronavirus. While I'm sure it sounds SO valid, I'd really contemplate using this work from home time to do your own research on actual medical sites prior to drinking a gallon of lemon juice or sticking that industrial strength hair dry in your mouth.

We are CRUSHING IT, and have officially moved into Bronze medal status with 33,404 cases! Take that Spain! My numbers track back to first detection in the US on 1/14 by the CDC. At the overall rate, we'll pass Italy on 3/28 (Saturday), and China on 3/30 (1 week!). The Corona games should be over for the US on May 28th with everyone infected or recovered.

I'm pretty sure some of those super smart spring breakers have contributed, as the healthy immune systems have dropped our mortality rate to 1.2%. This means 4 million of us will not be making it to the podium.

How about that testing?! Our growth rate of testing is a phenomenal 9.9% per day and that's just in the last 3 days. SOOOOO while everyone is infected in late May, we will have come together as a country and tested everyone just in time, on...June 21st! Go US!

We'll see you Wednesday!

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Don't worry, I'm just here with numbers. I'm not a scientist, and I'm not a doctor. I like mathematical trends, and that's about it. The numbers you see in every post are based off growth rates taken from the first cases of COVID-19 by the CDC and the current numbers they provide. This is simply a bunch of posts over a trendline.

The current numbers are real. The math is factual, the outcome is not.