It's been April 3rd for 17 days now. The world is banging its head into a wall as the right has embraced everything it hates about the far left. Who knew that the bi-partisan answer to save the world from economic doom would be socialism? Or is this the real face of the right? Did the voters just get PUNK'D? Did I leave the iron on? Make sure to visit that SBA website for "Coronavirus Relief Options", which come in the form of cash...because who needs ventilators?
Also, on March 16th, the White House released "15 Days to Slow the Spread"...on April 1st, the sequel came out, "30 Days to Slow the Spread". Aren't we stuck until 4/30? Isn't that 847 days? I'm guessing those first 15 didn't count or something? Let's find out...
My timeline was incorrect on Wednesday. Sorry. I apparently don't know the difference between 3.27 billion and 327 million. While growth has shrunk another 0.3% to 15.73% per day, we're STILL looking at total US infection or recovery by May 23rd. That's the same day as my post from a week ago. So my birthday should be just fine to attend if you're game.
Skeptics were doing almost anything to hold onto that less than 2% mortality rate, but the Governor of Florida, Mrs. Donald Trump, forgot about that little spring break party he threw at his pad. We're now sitting at about 2.27% of the folks infected meeting their maker, or 7,400,000 if we go all out. Funny that this growth is happening roughly two weeks after spring break. BUT BUT BUT...while there have been reports that the 100k to now 240k total death toll may be heavily underestimated, I'll still go with it, and say that we should be through the rough patch between April 23rd and April 29th. That also means that 1.5%-3% of the entire country will be infected or have recovered by then. So you're saying there's a chance!
I hope you're all looking forward to the same weekend as the one before, and the one before that. To help get you through the redundancy, please comment your favorite quarantine activity!
Also, on March 16th, the White House released "15 Days to Slow the Spread"...on April 1st, the sequel came out, "30 Days to Slow the Spread". Aren't we stuck until 4/30? Isn't that 847 days? I'm guessing those first 15 didn't count or something? Let's find out...
My timeline was incorrect on Wednesday. Sorry. I apparently don't know the difference between 3.27 billion and 327 million. While growth has shrunk another 0.3% to 15.73% per day, we're STILL looking at total US infection or recovery by May 23rd. That's the same day as my post from a week ago. So my birthday should be just fine to attend if you're game.
Skeptics were doing almost anything to hold onto that less than 2% mortality rate, but the Governor of Florida, Mrs. Donald Trump, forgot about that little spring break party he threw at his pad. We're now sitting at about 2.27% of the folks infected meeting their maker, or 7,400,000 if we go all out. Funny that this growth is happening roughly two weeks after spring break. BUT BUT BUT...while there have been reports that the 100k to now 240k total death toll may be heavily underestimated, I'll still go with it, and say that we should be through the rough patch between April 23rd and April 29th. That also means that 1.5%-3% of the entire country will be infected or have recovered by then. So you're saying there's a chance!
I hope you're all looking forward to the same weekend as the one before, and the one before that. To help get you through the redundancy, please comment your favorite quarantine activity!
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