So it's now good to go ahead and wear a mask in public places. Not that I was already trying not to sneeze on the produce, but this really has its benefits. This face for radio now has a fighting chance. My wife says I've never looked so good with one of these things on, and she almost can't tell the difference between me and her celebrity crush. Suck on that, Tom Hardy!
FYI, if testing was going so well, my numbers wouldn't look like such barf. Complete US population testing has moved back from June 25th to July 7th.
The folks who are getting tested positive for COVID-19 are starting to throw in the towel a little early. Our national death rate has climbed by 19% to 2.69%. Our dates of 100k to 240k deaths remain between April 23rd and April 29th. I can see all those hydrochloroquine posts from Sean Hannity are really paying off.
If the mathematical numbers hold, this virus will catch between 3.8 and 9.2 million of the American people. That means that, as you read this, you have as much as a 2.8% chance of catching this virus. If you lick the railing, I'd assume that this number may fluctuate. Any takers?
Now if everyone just goes and ends the shutdown now, we'll top out at over 8,000,000 partygoers leaving the scene on our about May 23rd when it's impossible to infect anyone else in the country. The total infection date hasn't changed, but the number of bodies continues to climb.
That's about it! Happy days. 13 days until our current shut down gets extended in Nevada. Make sure to leave a comment for a fun Elliot fact!
FYI, if testing was going so well, my numbers wouldn't look like such barf. Complete US population testing has moved back from June 25th to July 7th.
The folks who are getting tested positive for COVID-19 are starting to throw in the towel a little early. Our national death rate has climbed by 19% to 2.69%. Our dates of 100k to 240k deaths remain between April 23rd and April 29th. I can see all those hydrochloroquine posts from Sean Hannity are really paying off.
If the mathematical numbers hold, this virus will catch between 3.8 and 9.2 million of the American people. That means that, as you read this, you have as much as a 2.8% chance of catching this virus. If you lick the railing, I'd assume that this number may fluctuate. Any takers?
Now if everyone just goes and ends the shutdown now, we'll top out at over 8,000,000 partygoers leaving the scene on our about May 23rd when it's impossible to infect anyone else in the country. The total infection date hasn't changed, but the number of bodies continues to climb.
That's about it! Happy days. 13 days until our current shut down gets extended in Nevada. Make sure to leave a comment for a fun Elliot fact!
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